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Crackpot Beat: MEAT LOAF PDF Print E-mail
Written by Greg Mills   

TWENTY FIVE FUN FACTS ABOUT TEEN DREAM: MEAT LOAF

1. Due to copyright reasons, Meat Loaf is know as Mr. Hot Dog Water in Taiwan.

2. In 1982, Meat Loaf bought a sponge urinated on by Cheryl Tieggs from a private collector.

3.Meat Loaf enjoys repeatedly grunting his own stage name, “Meat Loaf”, during the physical act of love

4.Meat Loaf holds a certificate in Unix Server Administration from the University of

6.Meat Loaf beat a hog to death with a shovel on a Brazilian TV variety show.

7. Meat Loaf has the 2nd largest collection of dream catchers in the world.

8. Meat Loaf will leave the room at the mention of Sheri Lewis and Lambchop.

9. Vaclav Havel credits a smuggled Czech language transcription of the “Bat Out of Hell” lyric sheet for his emotional survival in prison.

10. Meat Loaf and Steve Perry routinely sing into each others mouths like Eskimos.1. Once a year, a be-veiled Meat Loaf lays a single white rose on the grave of Burt Convey.

12. Despite being a heterosexual, Meat Loaf appears as the celebrity spokesperson for the Glory Hole Safety Project’s “Know What You’re Getting Into” campaign.

13. In his role as front man of Parliament Funkedelic, Meat Loaf goes by the pseudonym “George Clinton”

14.  Meat Loaf has beaten the living crap out of Henry Rollins a total of four times.

15. Meat Loaf is afraid of bees.

16. The last word to be uttered by Prince Rainier of Monaco was “Meat Loaf”.

17. Meat Loaf thinks PCP dealers are the scum of the earth.

18. Meat Loaf prays to a giant Soviet surplus statue of Lenin. He knows it is only a statue, but he finds it helps him focus.

19. Meat Loaf runs errands on a pennyfarthing bicycle.

20. Meat Loaf molts in autumn.

21. Exposure to gamma radiation briefly transformed Meat Loaf into a large pulsing orb of plasma. He is now sterile.

22. In a restaurant without a name in downtown Tokyo, Meat Loaf regularly enjoys a steaming bowl of undifferentiated human embryonic stem cells over rice.

23. Meat Loaf is working on a song cycle based on the Scott Baio TV vehicle “Charles in Charge”.

24. The city government of London has developed a highly effective self esteem program for disadvantaged youth based on the life of Meat Loaf.

25. Meat Loaf angry. Meat Loaf smash.

 

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