But there was one voice that managed cut through the crap by being insensitive, funny and celebratory of sex, 'shrooms, and Bigfoot. That'd be MOJO FUCKING NIXON, of course -- no bullshit lyrics gibbered over some primitive ape-man rock and roll With one simple request , Mojo put it all back into perspective .
Who can forget such classics as "I Aint Going to Piss in No Jar", a version of “This Land is Your Land" that was probably intended to rock Wooody Guthrie out of his grave and "Stuffin' Martha's Muffin", about a desired sexual congress with MTV VJ Martha Quinn?
10 Albums and 20 Years later, you cannot kill Mojo Nixon. The rock-n-roll redneck prophet’s latest project “Lyin’ Cocksuckers” can now be heard on Sirius Channel 102. You can also hear Mojo Daily on Outlaw Radio.
So, a batch of cocksuckers got thrown out earlier this month, and have been replaced a whole new batch of hatchling cocksuckers. You think we’re better off?
Look, the Republicans and the Democrats have just been selling us the same bag of shit with different colors on it. You know it’s just a matter of who’s paying the piper. All politicians are whores. You don’t get elected to the Congress or the Senate without getting somewhere between 5 and 100 million dollars. So somebody is paying those people and who’s ever payin’ is makin’ them dance. So I don’t think there is that big a difference, but I do think the election was a big FUCK YOU to George Bush and his idiotic Iraq policy. I have a political talk show on Sirius 102 Sirius Stars, LYIN’ COCKSUCKERS and you are gonna hear a lot of talk about how Iraq was mismanaged. Which is why we had to fire Rumsfeld. Iraq wasn’t JUST mismanaged. IRAQ WAS A BAD IDEA FROM THE BEGINNING. Iraq has ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY nothing to do with 9-11. Sadam Hussein and Bin Ladin are TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE. Iraq had nothing to do with 9-11 and invading Iraq is possibly -- I mean short of dropping a nuclear bomb on Mecca--- it was the second dumbest thing we could do.
Anyone get elected that seems reasonably human to you?
Naw, not really. I didn’t see anybody. There is a Senator from Vermont who claims to be a socialist and looks a little crazy. You know how John McCain has that far away look in his eye? I know John McCain has kind of transformed himself from Maverick to Conservative stalwart here in the last ten years. Whatever they did to John McCain in the Hanoi Hilton, he’s looking at something REAL FAR AWAY that me and you can’t see. It’s the same thing with the Senator from Vermont. He’s looking at something way off in the horizon. In his eyeball, Karl Marx is dancing with Frederick Engels way off in the distance.
Michael J. Fox, who in 1987-ish you deemed the anti-Elvis, made an appearance this election season in campaign commercial down in Missouri. Have you ever met up with the dude?
But back to Michael J. Fox and stem cell research. It just shows the poverty of the intellect, the poverty of the imagination to say that somehow you are against abortion but you want to keep people crippled. I don’t understand… if you want to help- I understand the urge to want to help. I understand the urge to feed, to clothe, to heal the sick, to get the people good jobs and houses, to give people hope for people who have no hope but to be so crazy as to say “Oh no we can’t do stem cell research or the government can’t fund stem cell research"
Or, We “MIGHT” do something.
Kinda like Iraq MIGHT have weapons of mass destruction and MIGHT have a link to Al-Qaeda. I can’t understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. To me if a preacher is preaching hate, is preaching you to hate your enemies, to fear God... that’s not religion, that’s not helping humanity, that’s organizing an army to defeat somebody.
In his endeavor to become the new governor of the Once Great State of Texas, Kinky Friedman unfortunately did not succeed, but it was nice to have a guy that seemed like a human being rather than a haircut. What was getting out on the road with him like? Did you get the sense that people were excited by him?
Kinky just said what the fuck was on his mind. Ya know from one perspective Kinky should have gotten NO votes. He should have got one or two percent. He got twelve or thirteen percent. He got half a million votes, so that in and of itself is CRAZY, man. A Jewish, comedic, alt-country singer/song writer, post-Chandler detective novelist gets a half a million votes in TEXAS? It’s amazing. But the other side of the equation is, there was one point in the middle of the summer when I was looking at the polls and Kinky was at about 24 percent. The Governor, the incumbent hand picked by George Bush to succeed him, Rick Perry, was about 33%. All Kinky needed was for Rick Perry to get caught fucking a sheep or something and he could have WON! I talked to Kinky the other day after the election, I’m in San Diego and I called him and thanked him for letting me come along and you gave a good fight and he’s like:
“Now I can I tell you all the damn-nasty, perverted, sex jokes I wanted to tell you during the campaign!”
And there is a tape, a friend of Kinky’s, Kinky’s old manager Cleve, Cleve is an old time Austin Hippie and was Kinky’s right hand man for years, he got pushed out during the campaign. Cleve got me a job at a porno magazine. I was doing this thing called the “Poontango Report”
Cleve got a job there and said “Touring rock-N-Roll is gonna kill us. We’re gonna get jobs as editors of Porno Magazines”
I’m like HELL YA! This is a great idea. The greatest thing about working for a porno magazine -- one thing is -- you can say whatever the hell you want! SHIT, NO ONE’S READIN IT! Second thing is, my wife would come out and I would have all these porno magazines out on the floor, and she’d go “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?”
“I’m looking at the competition, Baby.”
So anyways, Cleve’s wife was sick. There was a big benefit for her down in Austin and I went. There were doing some kind of webcast through Digital Club Network. And they say you and Kinky gotta go into this little room and just talk for ten minutes. Kinky said some of the nastiest, craziest, perverted, shit you have ever heard in your life. If they had found the tape Kinky would have gotten negative votes.
Had they found the tape, they would have killed Kinky. They woulda killed Kinky and me. My head would be on Kinky’s body right now. Luckily, they didn’t find the tape.
That’s one of Mojo’s rules: No audio, no video evidence. LET THE MYTHS BEGIN, MY FRIENDS!!!
Mojo, what gives with this alt-country? What’s “alt” about it and what’s country about it? Who would you claim to be the godfathers of Alt-Country? What are you rocking out to these days?
There is a lot. There is Ryan Adams and No Depression and then there is a bunch of snooze-grazing, sensitive fucks who think that Gram Parsons is the second coming of Bob Dylan that is giving this whole thing a bad name. Ya know, Poindexter types who think too much. The Alt-Country that I am interested in is the “Fuck You” Alt-country.
Ya know, his wife takes the keys away from him. So he drives the riding lawnmower to the liquor store.
THAT’S what I am talking about.
When country and rock and roll come together.. Joe Ely.. Joe Ely is the perfect artist. Too country for Rock-n-Roll.. Too Rock-N-Roll for country. Steve Earle.. Ya know he’s been married seven times and had to get off of heroin nine different ways.
Steve Earle has a nice FUCK YOU attitude.
Do you still tour with the Sonic Love Jug?
Naw, I’m retired from tourin’. We came outta retirement to help Kinky get on the ballot in the Spring, that almost killed me. Sonic Love Jug has been retired for ten years. I haven’t been playing much at all. My bass player Earl Friedman.. his wife, something of a hussy, left him. Went of with some other guy. We might have to get the band together next year to get Earl Friedman laid.
We’re not doing it for me. We’re doing it so Earl can get some new poontang.
What sort of voodoo is needed to kill Nashville once and for all?
It’ll never die. Nashville.
The thing that you always have to remember is that Britney Spears and Madonna have more in common with today’s Nashville than today’s Nashville has in common with Loretta Lynne and Hank Williams. Those people CAN’T WAIT TO SELL OUT. They’re selling out on the way out.
Selling real hillbilly music is a niche market. It’s like selling Zydeco or Ska or Bluegrass or Rockabilly. There are only so many people that like that kinda music, right?
Occasionally some one may make the cross to the mainstream, someone doing real country music. But they don’t care anything about that; it’s just pop music to them and it has been for a long time.
And most of the guys in Nashville are really just doing the Springsteen, Fogerty, Bob Seger, Johnny Cougar three chord rock. They’re not country. They have more in common with Johnny Cougar than with Hank Williams.
And Garth Brooks, he’s a problem. Garth Brooks biggest influence was James Fucking Taylor; James Taylor and KISS and he makes both of them look good. You gotta imagine, these guys grew up in the 70’s, the guys who are the pretty boy country singers now.
Ya know I was out with Sirius doin’ Outlaw Country and Keith Urban played and everyone talked about how good he played.
HE STUNK. He was awful. HE put the “M” in mediocre. I called him Mr. Nicole Kidman and almost got fired.
But hell, it was worth it.
UP NEXT: MOJO on the DRUG DEALING COPS, BARBARA BUSH’S CLIT, NASCAR, and the BIGGEST LYIN’ COCKSCUCKER of ALL TIME! In the meantime, check out Mojo’s EMUSIC STORE! Also remember to check out his show on Sirius. Listen here for PREVIOUS SHOWS.
In the 80’s you were a vocal opponent of the War on Drugs, suggesting “we should have a war on wars.” Whatever happened to the War on Drugs, did we win? Is it still going on?
Oh, it’s still gong on. Police Departments are still getting money. Sooner or later this will all go away. The War on Drugs is still going on.
It’s good business for the jailers, for the prosecutors, for the police departments getting grant money. You know, getting a piece of that DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration) grant money so they can buy a tank. The War on Drugs will never be won. There will always be a sheriff in a small town in the middle of nowhere who will turn his head for five minutes for $100,000. In fact, where I grew up in Danville, Virginia -- just one county over in Martinsville, Viriginia they just had a big deal where, ya know, the local police who don’t get paid much money. Poor part of the South, the west part of Virginia where confiscating the drugs from the drug dealers and selling it back to them at 80%.
They just got caught doing that.
That’s always gonna happen.
Eventually all drugs will be legalized. You know people get on their high moral horse. As long as cigarettes and alcohol are legal, you have no moral foot to stand on. As long as drug companies are on the T.V. advertising WHAM-A-SEX or whatever the fuck it is, a purple pill, you have no moral foot to stand on.
Why can’t we, as adults, pick and choose what drugs to kill ourselves with? We’re all gonna die, I want to die happy.
How’s radio treating you? Lying Cocksuckers, your show on Sirius Satellite, is one of the finest of all frequency modulated products currently available to peckerwoods like me.
It’s going fantastic. I was workin for awhile for Clear Channel, I went to Cincinatti in 1998, I got fired from talk radio there twice. I was working on a morning show from WNEN and I learned a lot about radio, but I was being handcuffed quite a bit. So I came back to San Diego and I was doing afternoon drive on KGB. I was making a ton of money, but I was not happy. This Sirius thing, Outlaw Country and Lyin Cocksuckers is the greatest thing that ever happenend to me.
I can play anything I want. Once a week, I play “Tie My Pecker to My Leg” by ME.
I CAN SAY ANYTHING I WANT.
I can say “George Jones sings so good it makes your dick hard”
Mojo Nixon, Sirius Satellite Radio.
And then, I am doing this out of my house is San Diego. So I can say anything I want, I can do anything I want. I’ve got little to no supervision. On Lyin Cocksuckers, I even tested it one time to see if someone was secretly listening and say “Oh. No you can’t go that far” I did fuckin’ ten minutes about Barbara Bush has a clit like a hot dog. Her clit is so big it has little clit’s orbiting around it. NOBODY SAID NOTHING!
I am FREE to SPEAK THE TRUTH!
It’s jive, of course, that truly interesting adult type conservation is banished to subscription radio, for the Sake of the Children. Who are these Children and how’d they become such tyrannical bunch of assholes?
I don’t know. This whole idea of family values. Ya know, how do you make a family?
Ya make a family by fucking. How do you fuck? By getting nekkid.
So, the two greatest family values are nekkid people fucking.
You have started a new Nascar Show on Sirius in addition to Lying Cocksuckers.
I just did my preview the other day. It went great. I have been preparing my whole life to do a NASCAR talk show. I think it will all work out real good.
Tell me about Nascar. I don’t get it. I don’t get the fans. I don’t get the sport. Enlighten me.
I love racing. Did you ever race a Go-Kart as a kid? You go into the turn and there is point when you go too fast and you are gonna hit the turn too fast and spin out and hit the wall. There’s another part when you are going too slow. Then there is the racing part when you are in between, on the razor’s edge of adhesion. If you go much faster than that or you break a little less you are gonna wreck. If you do it just right, well then, you’ll beat the guy behind you. I grew up around it down South. My Daddy was a big fan. I LOVE RACING. I LOVE NASCAR.
I love smellin’ the rubber. I love hearin’ the sound of the engines, seein’ the flames coming out of the exhaust. I love seein’ three guys goin’ for one spot down the back straight away. AHH!
Ya know, it’s really just three guys from North Carolina turnin’ left for no reason. Ya know what it is?
It’s an existential need to fill the void, the emptiness that you feel inside. I know your life is empty. I know traditional religion and Lama Lama New Age shit is not fulfilling your life. I’m fulfilling my life with a bunch of rednecks from North Carolina turning left for no good reason. HAHAHAHA
Let me just say that your album “Bo-Day-Shus!!” (EDITORS NOTE: Retailing for as much as $70 on certain retail websites. Of course you can download for a lot less at MOJO’S store on Emusic. If you want the VINYL, well, I’m not sellin’, unless you get ridiculous) hipped the teenage me to the fact there were alternatives to wearing khakis and listening to Phil Collins, or wearing eyeliners and listening to Depeche Mode. So, I owe you. Records, you making any?
I don’t think so. I made a record around eight years ago called SOCK RAY BLUE, nobody gave a shit. I spent a lot of time on it, writing songs and it’s about the best record I could have made.
I COULD make another record that would be just a different version of SOCK RAY BLUE.
But FUCK, I made ten records, ain’t that enough? I keep thinking I am going get a lot better as singer or a songwriter or a guitar player, but I’m not, I’m a one trick pony. I got three or four kinds of songs I can write and play. They’re okay, but they’re not great.
What people really liked was coming to the szhow and seeing the monkey show. The greatest thing about the show was Hell Fuck you didn’t know what I was gonna say. HAHAHAHAHA. Hell, I didn’t know either.
And DEPECHE MODE: how come they didn’t die in a plane crash? Lynard Skynard gets killed in a plane crash and DEPECHE MODE is as alive as a motherfucker.
After two decades, you are still around. Martha Quinn is not. Do you feel vindicated?
Well actually, Martha Quinn is on Sirius. You know, I met Debbie Gibson, I met Don Henley. You know Don Henley came on and said “Don Henley Must Die” showing he had a sense a humor. Shut me right the fuck up. But I never met Martha Quinn.
I was out at a thing for Sirius in Las Vegas and they have all the original MTV vee-jays, except her were there. Mark Curry, the curly haired guy, the Jewish Guy I can’t remember his name, the black guy died and Nina Blackwood.. who apparently has an unlimited amount of cocaine. She got like ALL of it. And they said “Oh yeah… Martha ain’t here cuz she knew you were here.”
I heard a rumor you used to send her Xmas Cards?
Hmmm. Did I? I don’t remember.
Who is the biggest lyin’ cocksucker of them all?
You know I would tempted to say George Bush, but you know he is just…
Ya know who the biggest lyin’ cocksucker is? The biggest lying cocksucker of all time is whoever convinced us that the act of creating life is dirty. And that we should be ashamed and we should be ashamed our naked bodies.. I really don’t believe that there is a god in the traditional sense of the word. If there is a devil.. that’s who it is.
WHO TRICKED US? Who somehow tricked us into being ashamed of our bodies and creating life? THAT is greatest lying cocksucker of them all.
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