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Written by Kate Crash
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 Kate Crash, the most entertaining thing on earth, is back again with some poems!
Na nah nahh
I’m better than u
Bored @ the laundramat He say
“you don’t finish much.”
I say
“hey, you’re old and out of luck.”
He say
“why don’t we huh?”
I say
“maybe one day never bup!”
he scuffles his feet and his face grows rose
I say
“I’m out of you’re league but I’ll kiss ya for a twenteeee.”
Hmmm. Smiles. I get my gumball from the machine.
He scratches his stubble
i laugh “just kidding~”
and run out
on the doubble
1.26.07 749pm
“Oh, oh Larry, find me and buy me a rock… please please pretty pink please with sex on top?”
The once was a man named larry.
Larry was the main man in a sexy computer game my big brother had when I was a kid and still looked like it.
There were big boobed blondes strutting their stuff in colors called “mini pink slut”.
My brother would cover the screen when I’d sneak by and blow it by stumbling on his dirty socks.
He would yell, “get outta my room, chicken butt!”
I’d skidaddle faster than larry man’s fast fist love.
I thought, “uhohuh! I’mm never be like that when I grow up! YUCK YUCK!”
Jokes on me, huh?
Hey baby wanna buy me a rock?
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