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If I was Tiger I would pissed. The divorce settlement is gonna cost him $300 million. With the number currently at 12, that is $25 million dollars a piece. Not since Monica Lewinsky have I been so disappointed in the selection of a mistress.

With a scale of 2.5 million dollars per point 1-10, none of these women rank a “10.” My rating scale is based on rockstar numbers, not your numbers. I guess a “5” in Tiger's world would be about an 11 for you. I don't think there is one Tiger Beat Gal that hits over a 7.

I could go into that none of them are women of color. I could go into how all of these women think their VahJ is golden. I could go into the fact that none of these women seem “Tiger” grade because apparently they are. The most disturbing trend is that the MSM keep referring to two of these women as porn “stars.”

Let's look at the porn “stars.” Neither of these women rank as STARS. They are B actresses at best. According to IMDB, Holly Sampson never gets above the title on-the-box billing. Granted, in her 2003 offering Emmanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle Pie she does play the title role. The Emmanuelle series isn't porn. It's skinamax at best. Her career has been spiraling since then leading to smaller roles as “Victim Tied in Bathroom“ in BLINDING MISS THOMAS. In Bright Business Girls Learn Hard Bondage Lessons she is relegated to “Bound Business Woman.” For $25 million I think that he could have broken in the Top 100 pornstars of 2009. (NSFW LINK) Holly Sampson is the type of porn you buy in a Lankershim Blvd. Liquor store!

Don't even get me started on Joslyn James. This is a BANG BROS. (NSW LINK) Girl. Far from the San Fernando Valley, the low rent production value of the Bang Bros. have created their own reality niche. But admittedly they prey on trailer trash and first timers. Obviously she has made up her name for marketing recognition. Is she related to Jenna Jameson? Joslyn doesn't even HAVE an IMDB page. She is strictly a five minute internet rub star.

So people, let's face the facts. Tiger has been waaaaay overcharged.

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