Over the years, I have been watching you, Five Star Video. Your smirking clerks; your unwillingness to knock down my late fees ; your idiosyncratic classics section; all of these things have caught my eye. With your latest crudely rendered dust erase board portrait of a hollywood star, the extent of your sort of halfassedness has become clear to me.
I have therefore decided that your organization should be destroyed.
I discovered that I like the sad Xmas songs.. the one's that sound likeTom Waits should have been the first one to record them (LIVE-- XMAS FROM THE KABITZ ROOM!). "Have Yourself a Merry Little Xmas," "I'll Be Home For Xmas," "Auld Lang Syne," and "Fairytale in New York" are all songs to play while you have one of those Holiday accidents that involve an open oven and "forgetting" to light tje pilot.
Jesus, CP Lighten Up!
Regardless of all the weirdness that is today's world.. (an economy crashing, the battle of empty promises between the blue wimps and red meatheads, ) if you can actually read this message on your $1500+ computer.. you are doing okay.
So everyone, let's listen to words of the prophet -- JOEY RAMONE's "It's a Wonderful World!"!