Laying Down The Amazon Glove |
Written by Greg Mills | |||
I'm calling you out, Harriet Klausner. Your reign as the #1 reviewer at Amazon.com has been a little too smug, a little too righteous, a little too goddamn long. Someone needs to stop you. And that someone is me. So some would say that the fact you've reviewed 15178 books means something, like you are too crazy and too focused to be taken down by a mope like me. Some would point to your claim of reading two books a day as evidence of some unworldly singlemindedness. Well, some people are bed wetting babies. Editor's Note: For those who believe in quality over quantity... We have included some snippets of Greg Mills most honest forthright reviews---
With Stalin: Memoirs : A white hot exploration of transgressive love! The Shape of Things to Come: looks like something cooked up by a Sarah Lawrence undergrad in an end-of-term panic. Christ Illusion: SLAYERIFFIC! So, up with Satan! We have a solid, if predictable, Slayer product. and of course, the REVIEW THAT WAS TOO HOT FOR AMAZON!
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