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RIVALRY WEEKEND SPECIAL
WHY CHICKS WHO DIG SPORTS ROCK!
 I got into a conversation with a platonic female friend the other night. She had been doing some internet dating and it seems the guys she would browse all wanted a girl who was into sports; a Requirement. She wanted to know why. So now I am telling.
1. Low Maintenance for beginners: You understand “No Bullshit Shopping Trips” in the Post Season.
2. You understand that ALL sports bars have hot waitresses. I will occasionally gawk and I know, that while you won’t admit it, you are staring Tom Brady’s ass. We understand each other. You know I am going home with you.
3. You know the appropriate time to make funky noises. 
4. You understand that competition should be on the field. Not in the bedroom, unless it’s a 3-way. In that case, knock yourself out.
5. You plan Thanksgiving dinner at an appropriate time. I’ll have the bird ready.
6.You look hot in a Jersey, especially mine. I don’t care how cute you thought those shoes were; a jersey will bring a boy down.
7.It is sexy when you bring me a beer during the game. Almost equally sexy: If I go to the fridge for a beer and you say “Honey, while you’re up?
8.Choosing a team is a commitment; Even if it’s the evil, evil Yankees or Cowboys. If I can keep the peace with you, you who roots against me, you are a keeper.
9.You can order appropriately from a Sports Bar Menu without making a scene (i.e. Bitching about no tofurkey). You love the shrimp at Hooters.
10.You make me watch Tennis; I make you watch the AVP. Everybody wins.
 11. You know the importance of the “Thrill of Victory, Agony of Defeat” Blowjob. It's the only way to cure a broken heart. It's the best way to celebrate a victory.
12.I don’t come home drunk after a night of watching sports with the boys. WE come home drunk after a night of watching sports with the boys.
13.Cooperstown is an appropriate vacation destination.
14.When my team loses, you call me A bitch. (except in the post season) When your team loses I find a different adjective, like “Sugar” or “Sweet Pea” and see the opposite of Rule 11.
15.You can hang in the nosebleeds.
16.You told me that Janet’s boob fell out.I missed it. Yeah, you were glued to Justin.
In short, you rock!
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