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At Crackpot Press we mess around a lot. This is NOT one of those times. Crackpot Press has discovered a shocking Memo from the advertising firm of “Dammer Hughes” of Minneapolis. They have decided to start a campaign to sell “Cow Tallow” to the American Family as a “delicious, flexible food stuff;”’ As you can imagine the beef industry has not been viewed in the highest light by the American people with such scandals as Mad Cow Disease, warnings from the American Heart Society and the movie “Super Size Me”. We have stumbled upon their plan to push the worst part of “beef” back into American Dinner Tables. Please see the following. Since this memo would be catastrophic to the Beef Futures, do not expect it to be carried by the “Mainstream Media”
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