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Monroe Blood DiamondSo I got engaged. Wanting Dick Hollywood to know before rag mags picked it up, I gave him a call.

CP: I'm getting married!

Dick: (officially). What the fuck kind of ring did you buy to so express your so-called "love"

 

CP: I went non-traditional.. I got her an opal.. her birthstone.

Dick: Excellent. No blood diamond. People get their hands chopped off mining those. By the slavemasters.

CP: Anything else you want to say?

Dick: The diamond thing is all made up by Debeers.

CP: Anything you want to add to that?

Dick: oh, yeah congratulations.

 So here is this week's playlist...

BLOOD DIAMOND!

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