Mark my words. Print this up.

All things will work.

Peanut Butter will be given it’s props as a fashion fruit.

George Clooney will come to terms with his transgenderism.

Chaw will become  the “super fuel” of the New Millennium.

President Bush, upon discovering a raised enephorism, be given a medal of honor from the scientific community of Rosenberg, Darkow and Rigtage.

Jenna Jameson will be finally knighted for her work with underprivileged virgins.

100 years after it’s initial discovery, Jacasism will be recognized as a philanthropic pursuit. Cha-ching

An asshole  co-worker will be given a raise.

Rachel Wacholder, after a night of spiked drinks and spontaneous tattooing west of Laurel Canyon will awakened married and pre-nupted to one Giles Weaver. Prepare the marriage sack.

Yogis will arise and claim their vengeance.

Gerald Ford will join Ronald Reagan and Ted Williams in a fiendish Re-Animator type experiment that goes awry.

A-Rod will find some idiot to make him the highest player in baseball. He will still suck.

Thai Hookers will continue to mesmerize Mensa candidates. In November, Cirque Du Soliel will steal their bit in their new show “Broken Coca-Cola Bottles”

“Borat” will be better on DVD.

“Chicken of the Sea” will go bankrupt after Mermaid bits are found in select tins.

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