“I’m smart -- not like everybody says! I want respect!” – Fredo Corleone

American is now run by Fredo. Fredo now runs the Republican Party and, as a result, the Congress is run by Fredo. You have been pwnd by Fredo.

So I guess the Tea Party isn’t so much of a jokey little brother anymore. Sure, the Tea Party has come off as a bunch of dumb rednecks without any real knowledge of how the world works. Their leaders have no grasp of history, loathe science and aren’t fans of math either. The GOP has no Michael. So Fredo is running the show.

This week we learned what happens when Fredo runs the family.

They’re idiots. And we tried to reason with them.

As my father says, “Never reason with an idiot or a drunk.” These folks are stubborn loud, belligerent idiots. These are the people who thought that George Bush was a genius. These congressional neophyte newbies would have had no problem pushing the country into debtor’s prison because they didn’t get the pony they wanted for their birthday. These folks have been so brainwashed by AM radio, they don’t even know they will soon be on Medicare.

Because they just don’t know any better. They got:

Funding to their kid’s schools cut
Funding to the troops cut
Funding to their neighbor’s cut

And millionaires they don’t know don’t have to pay a dime. They complain about the liberal elite… yet don’t even think George Clooney or Alec Baldwin should pay more in taxes.

And they still aren’t happy. Because they are Fredo.

And we are stuck with them. Any kind of attack will be met with liberal this and liberal that. I mean we can call them bigots, because that’s what people are who limit the rights of others do. But we will just be met with attacks.

Like Pantangele and Hyman Roth and Moe Green (they put a bullet in his eye).

There is no reasoning.

The only thing we can do, is get to one of their own to do it. Find their CheChe, find their Abe Vigoda, find the one who looking for something of his own. Find the one Republican who tired and scared enough to do something crazy (aka “a hero”).

One of their own will have to take them fishing. Who’s it gonna be?

Let’s face it one of could kill Bin Ladin and they wouldn’t give a damn.

Oh, wait..

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