Ah, ya gotta love Rick "Love the Hair" Perry. The Secessionist in Chief of Texas is again rejecting free stuff for his people.  You may remember a few months back he threatened to secede from the USA. With Bush gone their was no one to babysit the largest state in the Union. A few years ago he gave film subsidies to filmmakers who would portray Texas in a positive light. he personally made script edits.

Now he is coming forward to reject any kind of nationalized healthcare.  He says it should be the states decision. And you know what? I agree. In fact, if Texas wants to secede, let 'em,

Texas leaving would be the single most effective cost cutting measure of the new healthcare plan.

Let's say you are a Fed hot on the trail of a pair of killers and interviewing the only surviving witnesses.  The hitch is two of the witnesses are lying to you to cover their own crimes.

That's the premise of, "SURVEILLANCE;" a new fucked up thriller by Jennifer Lynch (daughter of David Lynch).

Former San Francisco Mayor,Gavin Newsome, is taking his show on the road.

The improvising puppet ensemble, "John Cage Memorial Marionette Touring Theatre" will take off next week on 135-city U.S. tour of abandoned copier shops. This report came from Gavin Newsome, former pole dancer and mayor of San Francisco. Newsome, recently shamed by an illicit affair with former mayor Willy Brown's hat, has left his post as mayor and decided to act as tour manager/dresser for this ground breaking tour. "I'm through with politics", said the swarthy and sexually ambiguous former mayor, "and marionettes? That shit is hot right now. Improvisational marionette theater is extremely hard to perform and rarely interesting for the audience, but the thought of spending time in all those creepy old copier shops is kinda exciting for us. "

Hello Smitty the Veteran Assistant to the Talent Agent of the Stars here!

Well, this recession is really effecting everyone now. There is simply nothing going on. Feeling a bit guilty about the amount time that I have been using work to enhance my “Second Life” resume, I took one for the agency. I have voluntarily laid myself off.  My boss shouldn’t have to pay my salary during this time. I don’t want to bankrupt the agency. Without the company I do not exist.

It’s a slow time of year to begin with for Episodic TV and things are tight. I can’t justify my $400 a week salary. Morty, my boss, usually spends this time of year in his place in the Caymans. I haven’t heard from him in about two weeks, so I just decided to type up an email to let him know. Our daily phone log has gone from 12 a day to 1-ish..

God, I’m good…for the Greater Good.